WHAT MY MOM WAS LIKE BEFORE SHE HAD ME . . . BY JASON BRUNER . . .

1.  She got to go wherever she wanted whenever she wanted.

2.  She lived by herself.

3.  She never watched cartoons.

4.  She rarely ate at mc'donalds.

5.  She didn't have to drive a van.

6.  She got to sleep alone.

7.  She had two jobs that she actually got paid for.

8.  she used to be able to read a lot

9.  she used to be able to watch what she wanted on T.V.

10.  she was richer (No kids to spend money on.