"The taxi driver is trying to KILL us!" as we were on our way to a play date, in a taxi.
"This is my princess dress!" It is a VERY pretty dress. I'll take pictures next time and post them.
"It's NOT her purse, it's MY purse!" as she conned the sales lady out of a Juicy Couture purse at the Underground! Before you think she knows brand names, it was pink! And that's the ONLY reason she wanted it! Not to mention, you know you bought more than you should have when they give you a FREE purse!
"I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to myself." after I told her that I didn't hear what she said.