Have you guys ever heard of a Traffic Light party? Jason's friend is having a going away party today. I heard the boys saying that it's NOT going to be a Traffic Light Party. I asked them what a Traffic Light Party is. If you are "in" a relationship, you wear red. If you are "sort of" in a relationship, you wear yellow. If you are NOT in a relationship you wear green. I told them that was crazy talk, they are too young to "be" in a relationship. Jason said, "Hey, we're in Middle School now, it's what happens!" OMG! Are you kidding me?! Can I just lock him in a closet now? No one will call Social Services on me for that right?!